Here are 20 funny quotes to brighten up anyone's morning:
- “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
- “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula K. Le Guin
- “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.” — Anonymous
- “The best part about waking up is... nothing. Please let me go back to bed.” — Anonymous
- “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be, if morning happened around noon.” — Anonymous
- “Some people wake up fast. Some people need to snooze for an hour. Me? I need a sleep-inducing time machine.” — Anonymous
- “Morning: the moment when coffee and humor work hand in hand.” — Anonymous
- “I'm not a morning person. I'm not even a breakfast person. I'm a back-to-bed person.” — Anonymous
- “Every morning, I long to hold you... I need you, I can't live without you... My coffee cup.” — Anonymous
- “Good morning. Let’s skip all the hassle and fast-forward to nap time.” — Anonymous
- “Rise and shine! (Or at least rise. Shining is optional.)” — Anonymous
- “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do.” — Anonymous
- “Good morning! Let the stress begin!” — Anonymous
- “Good morning, everyone. Have a caffeinated day!” — Anonymous
- “Why do mornings start so early?” — Anonymous
- “If you're going to rise, you might as well shine. Unless you're tired. Then, just rise and avoid eye contact.” — Anonymous
- “Morning paradox: It's too early to think but late enough to be mad at being awake.” — Anonymous
- “Keep the dream alive—hit the snooze button.” — Anonymous
- “Good morning to everyone except the person who invented early alarms.” — Anonymous
- “I could be a morning person... if morning happened around midnight.” — Anonymous
- Happy laughing, and good morning!